Greetings All!!!
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a self-described under-achiever who works full time at the Tri-State-renowned Party Source in beautiful Bellevue, KY. I'm a pessimist about almost everything. The main exceptions are Cincinnati Sports and women. Well, woman, to be more specific. I have strong beliefs about the following: Pete belongs in the Hall; he has no right to be a part of professional baseball, however. My beloved Bengals: Call me!! I'll be the designated driver! Now let's stay sober and win a damn Super Bowl! Huggs got a raw deal; but that was two years ago. GET OVER IT!!! Mick is a helluva coach and in a matter of time, Huggs will just be the coach of another overrated Big 12 school. As far as Xavier: keep dominating the A1o; maybe with all those A10 titles a coach might decide to stay for more than 2 years. On to UK: other than my girlfriend being one of "those" fans I could care less. Tubby is not gonna win a title every year, especially when Chris Lofton is in his own back yard, and can't play there. Other than that, go JungleKats. I hope we get another professional indoor franchise that fails miserably in that shitty arena.
Now on to the goodness...
In case no one has heard, Juan Encarnacion is doubtful to play in baseball's opening game. Earth shattering news, I know. The reason ESPN felt compelled to run this on the Bottom Line for more than a day is because, now we can't watch the former Red play on ESPN in the first nationally televised game of the season. It's merely another shameless ploy from our friends in Bristol to make everyone join the ESPN Family.
That being said, fuck ESPN. I emplore everyone to avoid ESPN. Seriously. On top of their website being slower than that guy in I Am Sam, you have to pay for almost all their articles. Go somewhere where you can find everything you really need.
Fuck ESPN.
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